rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies; I don’t care where they’re from.

breakingstride:

broomsticksandpaddles:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

OH MY GOD

THAT IS ALL I WANT NOW

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

I’m going to go get myself a dr pepper from the fridge

just got back from getting a dr pepper from the fridge

took a few sips

still drinking it.  about halfway done

maybe a couple sips left

finished the dr pepper